Stop Letting the Medical System Fail Your Gut
Why Your Doctors Can't Fix Your IBS, Constipation & Food Sensitivities (And What Actually Works)
You've been failed by a system that profits from keeping you sick, not getting you well. It's time to bypass the gatekeepers and take direct action on your gut health—starting this weekend.
FIGHT BACK - SECURE YOUR SPOTThe Medical System Has Failed You (And It's Not Your Fault)
Does this sound familiar?
The system isn't broken—it's working exactly as designed. To profit from your sickness, not your health.
It's Time to Cut Out the Middle Man
For thousands of years, people healed their guts without insurance companies, pharmaceutical middlemen, or gatekeepers telling them what they could and couldn't do with their own bodies.
These practices give you direct access to healing:
Why the System Doesn't Want You to Know This
As a former physician, I watched from the inside as patients like you were failed every single day. Not because doctors are evil—but because the system only teaches us to manage symptoms, not cure diseases.
The pharmaceutical industry makes zero profit when you're healthy. Think about that.
These practices threaten their business model because they actually work for:
This weekend, you become your own healer. No permission required.
3 Weapons Against the Broken System
Direct Action Breathwork
Bypass expensive treatments with immediate techniques that calm your gut inflammation and reset your nervous system in minutes, not months.
Gut-Brain Liberation
Break free from the anxiety-gut pain cycle using methods that work on the root connection, not just surface symptoms.
Medical Rebellion
Learn to be your own advocate and healer—no more waiting for permission, no more being dismissed by doctors who don't understand your pain.
Your Liberation Timeline
What happens when you stop waiting for the system to save you:
Feel immediate relief as you learn techniques that calm your gut faster than any prescription
Watch your bowel movements normalize and food anxiety decrease as you take back control
Experience steady digestion, reduced inflammation, and confidence in your body's ability to heal
Become the expert on your own body—no more begging doctors for answers you already have
People Who Fought Back and Won
Real people who stopped waiting for the medical system to save them.
What The System Doesn't Want You to Ask
A: These are complementary practices that work WITH your body's natural healing systems. Many people find they need fewer medications as they heal, but we never recommend stopping prescribed treatments without consulting your doctor.
A: Your body belongs to you, not your doctor. These are safe, natural practices that have helped millions. You have the right to explore all options for your healing.
A: Pills treat symptoms. These practices address the root cause—the gut-brain connection that controls your entire digestive system. You become the solution, not dependent on external fixes.
About the Venue
Your sanctuary awaits at Hyatt Regency Lost Pines Resort & Spa, where 405 lush acres of Texas Hill Country beauty become your personal retreat from the beautiful chaos of daily life.
The Spa: Your Temple of Self-Care
Because you deserve to be pampered, not just everyone else
Step into The Lost Pines Spa, and feel the weight of the world lift from your shoulders. This isn't just about a massage—this is about reclaiming your right to peace, to quiet, to the kind of deep relaxation that busy people rarely allow themselves.
Picture yourself floating in the eucalyptus steam rooms, letting the healing vapors wash away the stress of work deadlines, daily responsibilities, and endless life management.
Spa Amenities Include:
Healing vapors for deep relaxation and stress relief
Soothing heated water therapy for tired muscles
Cozy fireplaces and peaceful spaces to unwind
Soak under the Texas sky in tranquil waters
Crooked River Waterpark: Family Joy Without Stress
Where families are in heaven while you find your zen
The 20-acre Crooked River Waterpark means no fighting for parking at crowded public pools, no packing coolers and forgetting half of what you need. Everything is here, just steps from your room.
Watch your loved ones' faces light up as they discover the 1000-foot lazy river—the longest in Texas. While they're safely playing, you can float alongside them or retreat to the adults-only pool with a book and cocktail.
Waterpark Features:
- • 1000-foot lazy river (longest in Texas)
- • Two-story waterslide for thrills and excitement
- • Adults-only pool for peaceful relaxation
- • Dedicated kiddie pool and splash pad
- • Private cabana rentals for shade and comfort
- • Food and drink service so you never have to leave
Accommodations: Your Personal Sanctuary
Sleep like you haven't in years
Your newly remodeled room isn't just a place to sleep—it's your private retreat within the retreat. Imagine sinking into those grand, pillowy beds after a day of learning life-changing practices, your body tired in the best possible way, your mind finally quiet.
Step onto your private balcony and breathe in the view of wooded hills rolling toward the Colorado River. This is what peace looks like.
Maximum comfort with effortless luxury
Stunning views of wooded Texas hills
Extra space for relaxation and gathering
20-foot vaulted ceilings and elegant touches
The Setting: Nature's Healing Embrace
Where Texas beauty meets inner peace
Lost Pines sits in the heart of Texas Hill Country, where ancient oak trees whisper secrets of resilience and the Colorado River flows with the same steady rhythm you're learning to find within yourself.
The resort's 405 acres mean space to breathe, to walk, to sit quietly without interruption. This is Texas with a twist—down-home warmth elevated with luxury services and amenities.
Also Included:
Waterpark Access
- • Lazy river & waterslides
- • Adult-only pool area
- • Kiddie pool & splash pad
- • Pool chairs & towels provided
Lost Pines Corral
- • Meet longhorns & ponies
- • Alpacas, goats & pigs
- • Highland cow encounters
- • Perfect for families
Golf & Recreation
- • Golf club facilities
- • Driving range access
- • Tennis & pickleball courts
- • Basketball court
Outdoor Activities
- • Bicycle & helmet usage
- • Hiking trail access
- • Lawn games (cornhole, bocce)
- • Playground facilities
Resort Amenities
- • 2 bottled waters daily
- • Filtered water stations
- • Electric car charging
- • Indoor ping pong & billiards
Special Pricing
- • Reduced destination fee
- • Only $10 per room/night
- • (Regular rate: $35/night)
- • Exclusive retreat pricing
Your Gut Health Revolution Starts Now
You've waited long enough for the medical system to fix you. It's time to fix yourself.
This weekend, you join the rebellion against a system that profits from keeping you sick.
Join the fight and discover:
